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Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:28 PM, with 22,469 notes

emmaz0n:

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

and as I’m standing here holding your life in my stainless steel fingertips, you’re the only thing standing in between me and several helpings of delicious chicken fried prime rib. so i ask you: do you really need to see my ID?

Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:25 PM, with 66,815 notes

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:23 PM, with 333,128 notes

steverogrs:

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

also

  • YOO HOO big summer blowout
Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:23 PM, with 295,368 notes

thymegatampon:

rivarnnerae:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic

Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:22 PM, with 87,801 notes

kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:21 PM, with 302,484 notes

queerpong:

"YOUR GAY" they shouted. "DUDE YOUR GAY!!!" i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:14 PM, with 39,663 notes

eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

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